why should you pray to get hit by space debris

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We human being as a species are a bunch of cry babies. Always complaining to god on our own unfortunate misdemeanors. Have you seen any animals whining on their sorry state. Have you seen a giraffe complaining to god about their absurdly long neck that they cannot eat the wholesome grass or the penguins which can only waddle sideways. Ask a platypus what the heck it is. We complain, we feel we are unlucky.. Ask a dinosaur what unlucky is. Oh wait, you cant ask them, they are all dead. Those guys would be making us clean their ass if it weren’t for the asteroid that wiped out a complete species. And think about this-chances of an asteroid that big hitting the earth is 1 in 300000. But some people are definitely unlucky. They are unlucky enough to get hit, not by a asteroid but by space debris. Debris from satellite, spaces launches and international space station enters the atmosphere every few months, but only one person is known to have been hit by any of it. Lottie Williams, an American women was hit by a falling piece of US Delta II rocket in 1997. The chances of being hit by space debris is considered to be less than one in a trillion as most debris burns up in upper atmosphere. Shit, she was epitome of unluckiness. However, this was a way too isolate case. Most space debris crashing stories are non-news making and some are actually hilarious. In 1979, Americas 77 tonnes skylab crashed through the atmosphere spreading pieces of wreckage in Australian city of Perth which eventually fined the US $400 for littering. Actually we are more likely to get hit by objects on earth than above earth. In 2003 Columbia space shuttle broke into more than 80000 pieces while re-entry killing all crew members but no one on the ground was injured. You have to have a completely shitty kismet to get hit by a space debris and even then you will not be considered unfortunate. You will be so unlucky that you’d become super famous. Stories will be written on you, articles will be published, in fact you’d become rich. So my advice is to stop complaining to god about you being unlucky. Instead pray to god “ Please kick my ass and make me famous” Amen.

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